Saturday, October 22, 2011

Sarah Palin - Just Part of the Family - Part 1

guest submission by palintoes

This is Part 1 of many to come.
I want to urge you, if you haven't already, please get out your cherished Family Photo Albums and start a section for Sarah Louise.

Most people (liberals) are blinded to who she really is.

She is our Neighbor, our Sister, our Mother, our Lover, our Fantasy, our Friend, our Wife, our Mistress, our Crush, our Cousin, our Second Cousin...everyone we come in contact with.

If you have room for all your other "so called family members" why haven't you room for Madame Governor?
Are you too good for her?
Do you not have room at the Inn?
Do you send her off to sleep in the cold manger?
Do you only want to take from her and not give back?

She is our Family.

I'm offering you my collection of photos so you can start your own album.
I would suggest placing it on your coffee table.
I would also suggest using the "starter" photos I have for each beautiful collection. This headlines when/where/who/why/how/because/over/under/through/invisible she is/was/can be at the time.

You MUST be informed!

The conversations it will spark!
"Who is this nice lady?"
"Why that is Sarah Louise, my sister".
"Oh, she looks very nice"
"Yes, she is my lover"
"Oh"
"And my second cousin"
"Hmm?"
"And my mailman"

Sarah Louise Heath Palin, Madame Governor President deserves to be treated like the family she is.
Please also consider adding her to your will.

Also, please use the comment section to add your very own cherished, and probably already framed, photos of OUR American relative.

(click each to enlarge)






 
















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Comments:

libido77
I gotta confess I have a guilty pleasure. I just really do love this photo of Ms. Sarah. I know she's Todd's wife and all. I'm not lusting or anything. I just think it looks very professional. I really think it was a professional photo shoot. Just a solid respectable photo.


Jeans
That's not really her!!

NoMoreMeth
Day-um!

Yankin'It4Palin
Uh.. I'll be back in about 7 minutes.

ImJustaBill
Is that why the lefties call her a MILF?

ImportantSenator
I'm married so she's a MILFOIMD to me
(mother i'd like to "f" !!!!! only in my dreams)

SueHyman
I have a skirt like that.

Mary Beth Inda House
I think it's real.

susiecougarmama
Cougar Power! Hey, any single guys out here tonight?

A Mountain
Hey Sue.


Governor Palin Talks to Sean Hannity/Open Thread

Posted on October 20 2011 - 5:26 PM - Posted by: Iam Lazee

9 PM EST.

So, what else is going on today?
I’d like to see this as momentum for the “reconsider” crowd: “And there’s always the possibly that one of the ‘out’ candidates — even Sarah Palin — steps back into the ring, electrifying the anti-Mitt crowd"
She's in people, so in.

If you read this article with blinders on, one could easily spin that even the urban Philadelphia Magazine concedes “maybe Sarah Palin was right about death panels.”
I said "Maybe"....

Governor Brewer’s new book, Scorpions for Breakfast: My Fight Against Special Interests, Liberal Media, and Cynical Politicos to Secure America’s Border, is out on October 25th and Governor Palin wrote the forward for the book, “calling Brewer a straight-talker who does what she believes is right even when it’s difficult.”

Don't start with the anger again. Madame Governor could not do what is right and run for President because her difficulties far exceed anything any of you could fathom.
Quit putting yourself on her level.

Onto her interview on Hannity.


Full transcript:

HANNITY: All right. Joining me now with the latest on the 2012 presidential race, former Alaska governor, Fox News contributor, Former almost Presidential Candidate, Former Runner Up Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin is back.

Governor! So good to see you. My your kitchen looks cozy and safe.
How's it feel to be responsibility free these days, Governor?

I mean, what a life! Sure wish I could hold my job from my kitchen table... heck! only have to show up every few weeks and still get paid a boat load! Must be nice, eh?


SARAH PALIN, FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR: Good to see you too, Sean, and quit with the Kitchen safety net crap.. Greta already went there.
Sheez.. everyone is so jealous of me!

HANNITY: All right. Before we get to that, let's start with the death of Qaddafi today. It's gonna be far worse in the end, Governor. Do you perceive the same?

PALIN: Well, certainly we must cognac this revolving situation. The tyrant is gone, yes, BUT! what about those tribal islamists ? Did Obama think of that?
Hey, so it's so iconic, Sean, that those lefties had a beef with the late great Ronald Reagan, who people liken me, too, you know. Great hair, TV star,
.. I rode horseback, too. The real Lone Ranger.
Heck, I think the Lone ranger will be the title of my new book! Whatcha think? Haw!
So that criminal act happened and now Obama is all super cool and important.
Inconsistencies there now, Sean. Hypocrisy from those lefties.
I bet they even write left handed, too, therefore.
But anyway, yeah Qaddafi is dead. But there's always a revolving door. Got stuck in one once! Haw!

HANNITY: Yeah, Governor. I hear you. George Bush was also slammed. Obama was just, once again, going above and beyond what his authority entails.

PALIN: Yeah, so inconsistencies and murky waters, Sean. White House mumbo jumbo.
Business as usual! Lame Ducks all in a row! Ron Paul is at least trying to keep Obama sticking to the law.
You know Obama needs to be mighty careful, now, Sean.
Trying to interject himself in national affairs.. who does he think he is?
President??

HANNITY: So Herman Cain. Or Herb.. so cute Governor. Herb the Ice Cream flavor of the month. You got 'em there Governor. So he's leading the team of GOP candidates.
Think he can sustain this rise?

PALIN: Oh yeah. See, he's not a politician. I mean he wants to be a politician, running for office, and all but he's still not. Who needs politicians?
He's rolling some balls, Sean. Balls and shackles. Monstrous Balls and Shackles, Sean.

HANNITY: Do you like that, Governor?
Obviously you've had time to look at it.. not a whole lot going on in your world these days, eh?
Kitchen table FOX gig.
Well, anyway, Governor.. what would you tweak?
This 999 plan?

PALIN: Oh yeah. I would tweak those monstrous shackled balls in order to get rid of crony capitalism!

HANNITY: Ok, Governor. One thing they certainly can do is what you've been telling us all along, Drill Baby, Drill! Drill hard, Drill now.. don't stop.. I'm...WE are almost there.. America is almost there, that is!
What do you think? Rick Santorum, at some point could break through? Rick Perry has a chance?

PALIN: Well, Newt isn't in junior high bickering. He obviously thinks Obama is a socialist. That's what he focuses on. Rick Perry is now embracing Steve Forbe's flat tax dealio.

So Sean, when I heard that! I got up still in my flimsy bathrobe, I might add, into the Garage sifting through my thousands of highly important Political books which I DO read, Sean. I found an old book from 1999 Forbes had written. I didn't even have to flip it open as I already had READ it, Sean. I knew it from cover to cover. That's the truth, Sean. So anyway, found this book.. in my garage.. bathrobe.. Newt doesn't bicker.

HANNITY: Nice! I could see you doing that. Oh I know you read, Governor.
You do a lot of things. Yes, you sure do.
But PERRY and his illegal immigration hiring that didn't happen. Your reaction?

PALIN: I love these primaries. I like watching folks duke it out. Tough, tornado's a comin' times, Sean.
And, you know Sean, it ain't Don't Spill the Beans, here, Sean..Ants in my Pants, OPERATION!
I mean we aren't tryin' to pull plastic funny bones out of a naked clown, Sean!
Here, now, and too, therefore, Sean!
When someone is beat up by the media a little bit their character shows through.

HANNITY: And no regrets on your part not jumping in?

PALIN: As sweet little Reporter Pusher Piper would say, Hell NO!
I like being able to play around and spur little fights here and there.
Those Republican Candidates are the ones who are shouldering it all.
I can stay up here in Alaska, and dig out old dusty books that I HAVE already read, Sean and just discuss things like that.

HANNITY: All right, Governor. Great to see you again as always. Thank you so much for your time and we appreciate you being with us I know you have a lot going on being responsibility free and all.. that was a joke! Kidding!


PALIN: Thank you, Sean. I'll be back. FOX loves me....












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Comments:

Iam Lazee
Just have to add..the Governor President Madame sure did seem to flinch when Hannity asked her that last question! She's still giving us subliminal signs, People!


Dave Zipperman
To me one thing is absolutely perfectly clear... you do need a title to change the direction and possibly the entire WORLD! Sarah, sweet delicious Sarah, as much as I lust you, you are so wrong on this one honey bunny.

Blech
The puzzling puzzle is that she knows it! She ran for Governor. She keeps talking about needing to be a top dog in order to clean up the dirt.
Reason #4 her announcement 2 weeks ago doesn't spell anything.

John Snortin'
Troll and Troll but still I'm gonna just ignore what she said.

Greg LegKiss
Do what I do and play it back again except with fingers in your ear crooning a tune. Works every time I don't like what she says. Works, really.

Snowdog warrior man
John Snortin' what else could she say? Have patience, faith, perseverance, trust.. geesh!
Remember GOD told her what to do.

Pete's PeterItches
The time is not ripe. Her legend is growing....among other personal things.

ReneePees
We don't know what happened behind the scenes. She has a poor defenseless, infant, special needs
vulnerable deathly ill, probably, child at home in her warm motherly arms.
The attacks and threats on Trig were heinous in fashion!

Tina
Sarah is studying hard!

TSM_A very Important Admin
Yes. Going into the garage to get Forbe's book was part of his plan! Sarah is slick!

FriskMePlease
Yes. I can see it in her eyes. Not the same mesmerizing sparkle. She's desperate to get in the game. She's an executive and has to work! Look at her sad little eyeballs!!

Philip J
I'm losing patience over all these complainers and cry babies. You all are pathetic losers. Sarah Palin, god rest her soul, did what she thought was right and true. Who are we to question? To even bitch about what she's going to do or why she's going to do what she's going to is plain stupid!

Don't even know why we have this plain stupid blog.
Since we aren't the great Sarah there's nothing really to talk about except to nod our heads and say yes.

ReynoldsWrap
I agree with you PeeJ. She's absolutely complex. Like in my own very personal life, I push back on
the super important development thingies I do in my very important job.
Sarah is not our Joan of Arc or Bootytang because if she was, nobody would really like that ending.

Conservativeinmomjeans
Fantastic! We need a nominee who can CLOBBER that Obama.

ExodusBibleman
In my view, which matters.. this woman has her eyes fixed on one goal, Restoration!
She is privy to so much secretive information she knows what she is doing.
I watch. I wait. I'm in stand-by-mode. I will remain frozen until she unfreezes me.