Friday, December 9, 2011





In case you missed it, Governor Palin of Alaska's North Star rose to the occasion and cleared her busy schedule for a sit down with Sean Hannity.

Don't tell me that fire in her belly hasn't reached epic proportions! Just look at the flames in her fireplace!

She acknowledges these interviews are done in front of her very own family Christmas tree which just has one ornament. She's humble folks!
The fire was made by Todd earlier today.
She didn't mention it but I'm sure he cut the wood himself. He wanted to make sure she was warm for her interview.
He takes care of his woman!

Basically Barrack Hussein Obama is a socialist and is bankrupting America and she's not ready to endorse any of the current GOP candidates because she doesn't know where each one stands.

Enjoy!

::::Earthquake 2012:: Viva Sarah! Barracudas forever! Lipstick Rules! Obama is a Dictator!










SEAN HANNITY, HOST: And tonight, things are trending in the "right" directions for our Republican Presidential Contenders.
A brand new poll shows any Generic GOP challenger would easily beat Obama.

Joining me from the great state of Alaska with reaction to these latest developments, our very own sporatic Fox News contributor, the great Governor Sarah Palin. How are you?

SARAH PALIN, FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR: Just Great, Sean. Thanks!!. {hiccup}


HANNITY: I know you are not one for polls. You had likened them to ..what was it erotic dancer poles? You are not for sale like some prostitute? These are your words Governor.. but this poll is historic!

PALIN: Well, Sean, you know what they say.. seen one stripper pole you've seen them all.. but no really, Sean, I am very aroused by these poll numbers.



Too bad we don't have some dude running named "Geriatric GOP candidate" ..whoops! We did! Haw Haw.. but no, really, Sean.


We will have to be specific and chose that candidate that rises to the top.. climbs all the way up no matter how slick or oiled up that pole may be. They grunt and moan and climb, Sean... with all they've got and there faces Obama and says..Even Jane the Stripper can beat you!  It takes a that special someone to be able to eat a corndog, Sean.



And..Obama is a socialist bankrupting America.

HANNITY: And do you buy that Jay Carney is saying the White House is not very focused on this race?

PALIN: Well, Sean. No I do not. You know, there are a lot of Republicans living free of charge, rent free.. skirting through life having money just handed for them while they don't have to lift a finger.

Well, these Republicans do have to show face but ..you know, Sean we need to pressure these free of charge living Republicans to talk about the changes needed to reform our Country.




It's reform Sean and those small pockets of America that know true freedom.. and appreciate our Freedoms, Sean. And Obama is a socialist, Sean and he's bankrupting America while these Republicans live free of charge under his watch.
He wants Americans to suffer and be jobless, Sean and mortgage crisis.
This is what "Barack" represents.
He enjoys the suffering, Sean. He needs to tell us what he really means. What he intends to do.
Crony Capitalism, Sean.



HANNITY: People ignored the warning signs during the election 2008. Absolutely obsessed with class warfare. Is that what you saw, Governor?

PALIN: I did, Sean and rang that warning bell.
You can't divide America, Sean.
You can't say this part of America is better than that part.
You know, Sean, I rang that warning bell and brought forth the truth about small town America.
I still believe it is the heartbeat.. the beat of America's heart, Sean that makes America great and strong and true.
It's the media that is out to destroy, Sean.
Late night talk show hosts and even News anchors, Sean.
Katie Couric still hasn't stood trial, the people's trial, Sean.
The Internet is to be feared, as well, Sean you know bloggers who can't make it out of their parents basements? Spreading lies and ruining my honorable record Sean.

Attacking little Trig! My gosh! What did he ever do? Even a massager here in Alaska hates him, Sean!




But you see Obama and his socialist agenda is out to divide America and you can't do that ..Americans are suffering, Sean.

HANNITY: Speaking of that, the President's civility excoriated conservatives including yourself.

PALIN: I'm sorry.. having trouble hear'in ya! exchoreographing?
What did I do?

HANNITY: The president's civility -- because he's often excoriated conservatives, including yourself.

Remember the tragic shooting of Gabrielle Gifford? Our President lead the cause that all Republicans had to fend for themselves, even those with Down Syndrome? All because you drew a few elementary school type lines on a political map?

PALIN: Yes, Sean.
You just gave me more examples of Obama's HOGWASH for me to write down and really seethe over. He spews rhetoric, Sean!
He says stuff but doesn't mean it. I call that a liar, Sean.
He goes on and on and on about this and that and what he is going to do or want to see done.. but you know, Sean?
Have we seen him anywhere but in front of a News Camera?
He may pen a few things on FaceBook? What has he done?
Anything?
Must be nice sitting in that Oval Office with no responsibilities, in front of an open roaring fire, fancying all up probably with a Christmas prop in the background ..to do what? speak rhetoric?
Our President is HOGWASH!





Oh, and he's headed for a luxurious Hawaii mulit-day get away while America is suffering.
Who does he think he is?


I havent worked for maybe a year or three but I've tirelessly sat in front of a News Camera and pegged out FaceBook posts to save these suffering Americans, Sean.
I get hate letters asking why I don't spend millions and billions of dollars to help the special needs initiatives or those facing whether or not to offer life to the deformed child in their womb.
.. those sorts of things, Sean.
But what people dont realize is I am stepping up to the plate, passing the ball, making it to the finish line running that race through blood and tears, Sean.   Even Piper suffers.




HANNITY: I know Governor. You are one to sacrifice.

I did mean to mention that fire looks amazing, Governor.
You have a regular inferno burning there! Ha ha!
I swear I've seen it repeat itself but the trick of the camera I'm sure but
..whoa! there it goes again.....




PALIN: -- oh Todd built it for me earlier to keep me warm and toasty!
 Ha! Yes it is nice.
Spent the whole day baking little ornaments that look like Trig and
Piper and I roasted marshmallows earlier.
My kids are so glad mama grizz.. only has to get on Fox News and say a few words every couple of weeks.
We are fortunate no one in this family has to work.
I do whatever the Halibut I want!
.. I feel like I'm retired!




HANNITY: Yes.. you look lovely.. err.. just lovely.
So Obama and his loafing around while America suffers...


PALIN: Yes Sean, that's right. He has plenty of words but no action.
He just holes up in the Oval Office like he's retired.
He's a phoney, Sean. A big phoney.
Bankrupting America with his Socialistic misdeeds, Sean.

HANNITY: Ok.. we have to say something when Obama says he wants kids with Down Syndrome to fend for themselves.
Isn't that dishonest? Untrue? A lie?

So earlier you mentioned you want a candidate with passion. Who are you going to endorse to fight against these serious scurrilous charges to save America?

PALIN: Yes, Sean they do need to scurry in a hurry.. and be ready to charge Bankrupting Barack. Tortuous times, Sean.
We have a President taking 17 days off who wishes to see Americans suffer and those with Downs Syndrome to fend for themselves... yes Barack must go, Sean.

HANNITY: Ok..so who would you endorse?

PALIN: Yes, well, I need to know who these GOP candidates really are. I mean Ron Paul?
Who is he? Michele Bachmann? What does she stand for.
I did, yes, endorse her at one time and I know her record.
But, Sean remember it's a process, Sean.
We need a candidate who will go up against Barack Obama.

HANNITY: We have Newt as the forerunner followed by Mitt Romney.
Would you support either of these two candidates, Governor?

PALIN: Barack Obama is bankrupting America with his socialistic agenda misdeeds, Sean.
I would support anyone who could stand up to him.
. you know climb to the top .. be a Jane the Stripper, Donna the dancer,
Trippy the Massager..
anyone Sean, any strong viable candidate with a solid record, Sean.

HANNITY: So your Christmas tree looks a little bare.
I'm sure its your family Christmas Tree.
Alaskans are so humble. That's why we love your family.
Its not about the ornaments or the flashy tree its about the spirit of the holiday.
God bless you Governor.

PALIN: Thank you so much, Sean.{hiccup}






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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Governor Palin Will Be Speaking with Hannity Tonight/Open Thread

Posted on December 01 2011 - 7:39 PM - Posted by: Mary Beth in Da House
What's going on tonight?

Ready for that Earthquake 2012? I know I am!

The Governor Madame talks to Hannity.
She's wearing red, which means stop, not running but it looks like she's not wearing anything underneath which means it is just a coat or robe or probably Bristol's and not really an outfit with a message for us.
Watch and let us know what you think!

SEAN HANNITY, HOST: The Battle Hymn of the Republic is heating up, folks. Former House Speaker declared he is more conservative than Romney. Polls show Gingrich at the top followed by Romney followed by Herman Cain and Ron Paul.
With me tonight is The Governor, former governor of Alaska and contributor to Fox with her analysis. Please welcome Sarah Palin.


Governor, hello! How are you tonight? See a roaring fire back there, uh huh, getting cold up there in Alaska? I'd like to see your chest nuts..err Chestnuts roasting?


SARAH PALIN, FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA: Hello, Sean. Oh I'm doing great! Sure is getting cold and is so beautiful.


HANNITY: Yes just Beautiful you are. How cold is it up there now? A bit nipply...? Time to bring out the fuzzy wear, I see?


PALIN: Oh, it's warm here today, Sean. This old thing? Haw Haw. You should see what I wear when it's really cold. So much to do outside, Sean. So much outdoor fresh Alaskan air get down and really work hard on this rugged terrain. Lots to do outside today even though it's now pitch black and almost time for bed.. haw! Yes just absolutely gorgeous.


HANNITY: Wow. So that's warm Alaskan winter wear. I guess you'll be taking it off when it gets really cold. Just fascinating, Governor.

SARAH PALIN, FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA: Haw! I sure will, Sean. With having all these kids around I am always changing clothes. You know this comes right on off with one quick swipe! Gotta do it for the kids, you know, Sean.




HANNITY: Yes. Yes so All right. On the topic of sexual innuendo, I hope you were listening to Herman Cain? He is facing all these issues of sexual harassment and then this most recent charge. But before that, Governor, he was called all sorts of names.


As the very Conservative, moral woman you are... Why is - why do we live now at a time in political correctness you can say anything you want and nobody seems to care?

PALIN: Yes, yes, isn't that something? Well, we need to not be afraid of being a racist just because we call out, say Obama and his socialist agenda and terrorist associates on his past record proving he would seek to transform America with socialism and terrorist friends, Sean. We need not...


Name calling and yes spot on about hypocrisy and double standards thrown at you.


And you know Obama....But in those regards to Herman Cain and what he is going through now, Sean.

I'll tell you in those voters' books, including my little black voters' book characters count. It's not the number of characters but the character of those characters, Sean.


If Herman Cain did not engage in this very recent 13 year affair that he did do or if he did not do it, Sean..out there screwing, screwing around on his wife and giving money to some BROAD some woman all on the side unbeknownst to his wife, Sean then if he did not do its that false accuser is despicable with those sorts of false accusations causing besmirchment and ruined behavioral ruinenness and besmirches, Sean.


HANNITY: Yes.


HANNITY: Woah! Larger than life!....


PALIN: So if he did do it, though, Sean in this very recent affair with this broad, Sean then boys will be boys. Men do that sort of thing. They just shouldn't be running the country. I mean Todd and his accusers accuse but he's not trying to run the country. Obama is running the country but didn't have these accusations but if he did have these, these sorts of sexual pasts that we all have Sean...


But it's going to be a refreshing crisp breath of air when the facts come out about this despicable besmirching broad and judgements can be made so we can talk about what really matters.


HANNITY: Yes.

PALIN: And that is the reform we need in Congress and the White House, Sean.


HANNITY: Well, had the media only of scrutinized Obama in 2008, you gotta wonder if there might not of been a different outcome. Who knows what he has in his past. Boys will be Boys, like you said. And I'm a boy, a Big Boy. But Herman Cain can disprove these allegations, no?




PALIN: Yes, I sympathize with Herman Cain. As you suggested, I've been through these scathing sexual perverted ways too as has Todd, too.


I've had people swear on the Bible, Sean. Bringing God into these sexual misdeeds, Sean. Saying Todd or I have had affairs, numerous affairs. Specifically a masseuse who massages.. probably with those you know, type endings Sean. Those type of massages for that sort of outcome, Sean. So Ms. Happy endings massaged me. I was naked Sean and pregnant but she said I wasn't pregnant. That's where all those rumors of Trig not being my own child came from, Sean. A happy ending massage BROAD massaged me naked and then made these allegations which I am still having to defend .. even today. Ruining my family, my marriage, my record as Governor.


HANNITY: So the allegations from the massuese weren't towards Todd? I thought I remember the story of Hookers....


PALIN: --No, Sean. It was all about her massaging me naked and looking at my stomach to see if Trig was in there. We aren't talking about Todd and affairs now. It's the Trig Truthers who ruined my record as Governor and destroyed my family.


But if Herman Cain did engage in these acts of sexual deeds then he is misleading the public American people. These besmirching improprieties, Sean.


HANNITY: You know, Governor, I've spent a lot of time around Herman Cain and it would just be shocking to me and out of character for him to have engaged in these sort of acts with women. He never hit on me! He never asked if I wanted money or to have an affair. All of this can be easily disproved, I would think? Maybe I'm....


SARAH PALIN, FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR: Exactly, Sean. Herman Cain never acted inappropriately around me, either. There beside him head to head about real issues facing our nation..his wife Gloria home and far out of the picture. I get silly, he gets silly. The opportunity is there Sean, has been there... lots of issues and opportunity for misconduct.


But in this day and age he really is guilty until proven innocent.


He is going to have to prove he did not have this allegating affair with this broad. He needs to prove it or make her prove it. Boys will be boys but they have to be proven, Sean.


Otherwise this is a distraction, Sean and supporters back off, right? The money starts to dry up, shrivel and decay and Herman won't have a heck of a chance to progress anymore and will have to call it all off. Show up on a show like your's Sean or a radio program like the small one in Alaska and say I need to step down, I need to deal with sexually perverted allegations and Happy ending naked massagers with Todd and Hookers and that Trig was not in that naked oiled up body while I laid there helpless on the table, Sean. Allegations need to be directed towards Obama and his affiliates. I'm sure Michelle wishes someone would dig a little into his background.


HANNITY: Well, thank you Governor and I see you have your Christmas tree up.

SARAH PALIN, FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR: Ha ha yes! It's a small one so Trig can reach up with his pudgy little awkward hands and put up the ornaments we baked today. I'll be bending over that tree, on all fours most of the time cheering him on!


Good night, Sean. Gotta get outside there with all that work to do!


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