What's going on this evening?
Here is the next installment of Bristol's show.
Sarah posted that we need to watch it on her Facebook page.
Please enjoy.
*****
Hello everybody. I'm Bristol.
This is my show.
Here are the pages in the Book of Bristol.
Pages and Pages of Me.
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We are going to Washington.
Willow and I hang out.
She's Snookie.
I'm JWoww.
I ask her what to pack.
"Willow, what should I pack?"
"I thought we were going to just buy our
clothes when we got there?"
clothes when we got there?"
*****
Washington is full of angry liberals.
We are mobbed by the crowd.
We were not safe.
Everyone knows I am famous.
They wanted my autograph.
Everyone knows I am famous.
They wanted my autograph.
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Nancy French is taking me to my book signing.
We wait for her in our hotel room.
"You are so famous, Bristol"
"Hi!!"
"Let's go sign some books!"
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We go to sign my books.
Outside we meet one of my mom's fans.
There were so many people waiting for me.
I have so many fans.
*****
My mom is giving a speech for CPAC.
Everyone wanted my autograph.
"No, you can't have my autograph."
I was surprised to see so many
young people supporting my Mom.
She gets heckled.
He's probably gay.
She can save America.
Everyone wanted my autograph.
*****
Willow and I decide to throw my mom a party
in our hotel room.
I sign her card.
She is so surprised.
My mom is very fit.
She has to watch her weight.
We all pretend to eat cake and we bond.
My mom is so strong.
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Gino is my boyfriend.
He takes care of Tripp while I'm in Washington.
He takes care of Tripp while I'm in Washington.
Tripp has discipline issues.
"I want to ride it by myself."
We think it is good for Tripp to call Gino Daddy.
It will help his discipline issues.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
*****
We go back to Alaska.
Tripp has discipline issues.
We talk about all the bad things he does.
He throws things.
He opens drawers.
"No! Why do you misbehave?"
"You need to behave."
I make him sit on the couch.
He is still acting up.
"You are going to time out!"
*****
Willow and I go shopping.
"Tripp has discipline issues."
"He won't behave."
"Oh my God! They have gauchos!"
"He has discipline issues."
"Are you even listening to me?"
"It's all Levi's fault."
"Just stick him in time out more."
*****
Gino takes me and Tripp birthday shopping for my Mom.
We are hoping this will calm him down.
We are getting her a gun.
"Yeah, .. uh I'm looking for a gun."
"Got one that'll suit a little lady?"
Perfect!
"Look at all the guns, Tripp!"
"We are getting a gun for Grandma so she can kill things."
"Isn't this a happy place!"
*****
I go to the store with Piper.
We are making a cake for my Mom.
Tripp starts to acts up.
He has discipline issues.
"Why don't you behave?"
"Get in the cart."
"You need to be good."
He ruins everything.
*****
Willow and I make the cake.
Tripp acts up..
He hits me.
He has discipline issues.
He is ruins everything.
*****
COMMERCIAL BREAK
*****
We get our picture taken
for my Mom's birthday party.
This is Kendra. She's a photographer.
Tripp acts up.
He has discipline issues.
*****
It's finally time for my Mom's big party.
We go to my Grandparent's house
where everyone is waiting.
We bring the cake.
Gino blows up the balloons.
We hang my Mom's photo
next to Grandpa's dead things.
Everything is just perfect.
Tripp acts up.
He attacks Piper.
Gino handles him.
"He just needs to be manhandled
.. that's all."
Everyone is so excited.
My Mom should be here soon.
She's surprised.
"Look at your cake."
She loves the gun.
She tries to hold Trig.
He won't let her.
Track's new baby
won't let her either.
We all go home.
*****
I put Tripp to bed.
