Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Governor Palin Will Deliver the Keynote Address in Indianola, Iowa as Scheduled; Updated: by IAM LAZEE

Alright Folks. Calm down!

Calm way down. Git down boy! Shoo!

Remember, as devout followers of our Queen, there will be constant drama, uncertainty, uneven footing, grasping for explanation, ..well ..just utter chaos! We will never be able to relax - ever!

Why? Because Sarah is good and evil always attacks that which is good!
Would you rather she turn evil so life is just a big ole stick of fried butter?
Hell No! - as Piper would say
Let Piper lead you. Can I hear a big Hell No?

Look. Mega StapledTongue hasn't uttered a whisper nor has Ram-the-Manly leaked.

Do ye of little faith forget?

EVERYBODY on this planet except the immediate Palin family and her TWO spokespeople are Lying Troll Dolls!

It's time to remove the wedgies, regain your composure and breathe as if you were taking in the cool, crisp, clean Alaskan air that likely passed through our Queen's nostrils.

Keep the donations flowing hourly and daydream about the excitement to beheld at our Iowa meet up. It WILL be life changing. It WILL be the answer to all the emptiness in your lives. Sarah WILL be there. Donate and daydream. Keep the Faith!

I'll see YOU! in Iowa!

(If there are any problems with the donate button, please report immediately!!)


Toad deserves our praises people! First Feller of the U.S. of A!


WSJ NewsCorp they attack!!


Palin Power! Our Queen is an Awesome Queen she Reigns from heaven above


One could easily speculate, since Sarah has devoted her political career for the Tea Party, she obviously trusts Ken Crow.
Ooops. I meant to say Ken Crow hates duh Guv and loves Perry so is sabotaging our girl.


I'm so punch drunk on Sarah vino I can't think straight.
Tell me again is Sweet Sarah attending our Sea4Peeing meet up??
I thought so but then forgot and now I have no clue!


Damn piece of trash write up by the TP (toilet paper!!) of A. Queen Sarah better test everything on stage.
You just know they will have it rigged! Some sneak is gonna unbend all her bendy straws!
They are evil like that.


I hear, see, think, blink nothing unless it comes straight from the Palin tongue.


OK I've been checkin' in ..keepin' an eye on you all.
If you post CRAP look in the mirror and RECITE it out loud.
Watch how your lips move, your tongue flaps, your nostrils flair!
Do you look like you'd impress a blind date? If so, post away!

P.S. See you all on Saturday! I'm SOO excited I Peed my pants!! Whoops!


So this show named 5 said Palin pulled out because of Compulsive Obsessive Disorder
(COD = witchy woman). They got no quotes. They lie their pants off.
It was just plain UN-Palin.
Thank GOD I have you guys.
I LOVE you guys! (I'm not drunk)

Cruel Dev

Who gives a flying bats butt if COD was heavily endorsed by Queen Sarah.
I hate her.

Jasmines -real name I'm single - Clark

I don't blame Christine. I blame that sly Tea Party
(who Sarah praises on a daily, minutely basis).
So they invited her and then uninvited her and then invited her back, and then they uninvited her.
Who cares if she accepted a second time. It is still not her fault!


We are not stupid.

I Reckon'

Rove has a big fat mouth that wont shut.

Yankin' 4 Palin

bad incompetent or bad competent
figure it out!

A Very Special Thanks to: (click to enlarge)

Sunday, August 28, 2011

With Poll Numbers Tanking, Obama Comes Up With a ‘Shady’ Jobs Plan Posted by: Nicole CultLeader

We have a shiny new Submission by the great Know It All Tattler who can dig in there and get the Oval Office Scoop!
Only the Facts, Folks!

Obummer and an "Aide" converse on his ::cough cough:: accomplishments.

Aide to Obumming: What did you accomplish in Chicago again Mr. President?
Obomber: I just did what Queen Sarah did or wanted to uh... she's got hawt legs!
Aide to O'boy: You suck. Sarah Palin Rocks and Rolls.
O'darn it: Yes she rules. I thank her for everything I coulda shoulda done.
I shall apologize to her and the American People el Pronto!
My shame is great!

His New Speech:
I like trees. Sarah has shiny legs. Sarah is a soothsayer. Trust her not me. Sarah Pain will save us all.



Hell yeah! Death Panels and Taxes. Sarah Palin is All Knowing!


I worked during watergate and was in deep throat. Remember??


America hurts, bleeds, is scarred. Thanks Obamamma! We Bleed!


Don't worry Groupie Poopie. Rise of the Calvary! (I'm single)


Charlie Brown to your Lucy! It's like a Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit edition. 160M PH fast ball! You crack my crack!

vorlath the terrible

Obalmy will grow a styrofoam pyramid!


Nicole Cultleader keeps us informed! Hail to the Cult!


Our sad, sad President. Bloomberg hates clergy. The Anchoress is almost 100% Palin Power!
Trust no one!

Caged InLady

I want what your smokin' ! I like snitches!
(like my new avatar? Boobs for Palin! Yeah Babe! - and yes I am really in a cage!)

Some of You Tea Party Folk Think Rick Perry’s the Answer? by Mark A Amerikkkan

Look! If you hang with the Tea Folks or ain't from Texas you've been tricked by the Slick Rick!

Caution! Alert! Just because he straps cattle he's no friend to anyone. He was a DemoFATCAT.

He was on a show. According to global reflexes he is no conservative.

He's slick! He's Rick! He's a hustler ...and nothing but a hound dog and no friend of ours!


Palin 2012 will rock at the GOP rock concert! Get ready to Cock it, Rock it and Drool!

Quang DoLittle

Here's a pretty picture of pretty Rick. Acorn Obama Criminal Organization Pretty Rick!

Yankin' for Palin

Don't forget our spiffy gal Sarah was in AZ when that "get them illegals!" Bill was signed - not slick Rick!

TD Willy

I love me some Sarah! That I do! She could be Lincoln and Reagan's Love Child but...

You neglect to say why Sarah the Great campaigned so high profile for the Perry if he's so flawed?

Sheet onHeadAnchor

Palin HAD to campaign for Perry. That's all you need to know..Geesh! Get a life!

6 Days Until Indianola/Open Thread by Iam Lazee

SeisSiete67 sent us a link to the Newspaper Headlines of Aug 30, 2008!
Our Queen reigned then, our Queen reigns now.
The plan:
Xerox these Newspaper covers and sneak into neighbors mailboxes, doorsteps, beside the coffee pot at work, just spread them far and wide!
It will snap minds back to when we first laid eyes on Queen Sarah.
All memories of the past 3 years will be blacked out. We can start fresh!
Get crackin'!

On another note, Des Moines Register lists 8 Reasons our Queen from God should run!
Now, Obama Thugs are Everywhere! so scroll down only SIX clicks!
Only SIX!!!
Don't allow your eyes to view the 8 Reasons she shouldn't run. Liberal Brainwashing!

What else is going on this morning?
You know, only positive Sarah promoting goodness - ONLY!



I know we hate petite hollywood starlets but I spent the last 6 hours of my life reviewing Hollywood Actresses and comparing them to MY Queen (hail thee Sarah).
I will post soon!


Marxist Media and FEMA control and the evil Maobama!

Brian's Barbaric Anus

Here Ye! Fellow plain faced peasant pitchfork yielding mob members of the past and present. Long live the Sarah!
As you all know, I have spent the past 3 years pouring through the pages of Going Rogue.
Word by Word. Letter by Letter.
As promised, I bring you my next installment.
We have finally reached Page 2, Sentence 8, Words 3-5 "egg sky arced"

..Oh where do I begin!

military horsefeathers

Excuse me! You did not end your comment with In Sarah's Name, Amen - TROLL!!!

jessie crack corn

Sarah rocks my socks!!

John the Trick

I have elaborated on and on about how our Queen Sarah eviscerates Bachmann, Romney, and Perry!
Eviscerates, I tell ya!
I don't care if she endorsed Bachman.. OR Perry.. OR all those others.
I just DON'T care!
So they are plotting a comeback but Sarah will POUNCE like the feral cat she is.
POUNCE like a wild, hungry, in heat cat!

Yes Pounce! And eviscerate!

CagedIn Lady

Let's think about Dick Morris & Karl Rove wearing adult diapers!
Soiled ones! Yes!

Peter's PeterItches

Right on, Caged Lady! Sarah is the ultimate Adult Diaper Soiler!

Oh! And take my word to the market! Hillary Clinton will endorse our girl Sarah!
Mark, Market, Sell my word! You will see!


More Poll News since you are only to trust my Poll interpretations.
Obama's numbers rise.

FL's Pub

My brain just popped!

D & John like 69

Don't worry, Obummer will poo and the numbers will drop again.

S4Pee Pee Fan

Hey Ya'll! I'm keeping my eye on that Breigbardt sneak!